Friday, November 12, 2010

She Knew She Loved Him But.....

She knew she loved him but….
Kenya knew that Anthony was an awesome guy and he treated her like she was the queen of his universe.  She knew she loved him but he was too much of a player and had too many women outside of their relationship.  Anthony was the type of guy who had graduated from college with is master’s degree in Criminal Justice and owned a successful security business and to be completely honest, the brotha was paid and had his stuff together.  He was the cream of the crop and lived a lifestyle that was exciting, which took her into a world that outside what she was accustomed to.   Not to mention how good he looked.  Anthony was the truth and Kenya knew it, but she had to decide to whether to try to commit to a relationship and share her man or just have fun and enjoy the ride.
After a several weeks Kenya decided that she was going to stay in the relationship because she wanted to enjoy the ride.  She said to herself that she wasn’t quit settle down and enjoyed shopping in Paris, taking long walks on the beach in Spain, and having breakfast in Los Angeles and then flying in Anthony’s private jet for dinner in Cuba.  This lifestyle was something that Kenya always wanted and dreamed of.  The only problem Kenya had was that she wasn’t sure if Anthony even loved her. 
After a six months of mind blowing shopping trips, romantic dinners by the ocean, and flying all over the world, Kenya decided that her romantic adventure needed to come to an end.  She could no longer be with a man who didn’t love her no matter how much money he had.  Plus, she didn’t know how many other women Anthony had on the side.  She planned to break off their relationship on their next trip to the Aspen.
As the jet touched down in just outside of Aspen Kenya decided to break of the relationship at dinner, she knew she loved him but could not go on being just another woman in Anthony’s life.  At dinner at the top of the mountain overlooking the forest, Kenya decided that her moment has come.  She looked Anthony in his eyes and said Anthony I have something to tell you. Anthony interrupted Kenya by standing to his feet then dropping to one knee, when his head lifted again he had tears in his eyes and said will you marry me.  With tears in her eyes she gladly excepted and was glad she didn’t break up with Anthony as she planned.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Man mistakes wife for deer, shoots and kills her

How many men wish they could use this story when their wife is giving them a hard time in their respective marriages, especially when it comes to hunting? I have been hunting a few times throughout my life and can say that I have never though another member of my hunting party was a deer.  I guess all of the bright orange clothes was sort of a give-away for me.
HEIDELBERG, Miss. — Officials are investigating a deadly hunting incident in Jasper County.
WDAM-TV reports that the incident involved a husband and wife who were hunting Saturday and became separated near Heidelberg. The husband reportedly shot his wife after mistaking her for a deer.
The Mississippi Department of Wildlife, Fisheries and Parks is investigating the incident, along with the Jasper County Sheriff's Department. Sheriff's investigator Thad Windham confirmed a fatal shooting had occurred, but referred questions to the wildlife agency. An agency spokesman James Walker couldn't be reached immediately for comment Monday.
Although, this may go down as an accidental shooting, it makes a person wonder what the conversation was like before the couple left home. It also bring up the point of, were all of the safety guideline being followed.  I guess the next time I decide to hunt for wild game I will make sure I don’t piss off the people I am hunting with.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

You fired the wrong guy.

One of the greatest players to ever play the game has been fired by the Minnesota Vikings. Randy Moss (my favorite player) was traded back to the team (Minnesota Vikings) who drafted him before the 1998 season. Fans of the Vikings were satisfied at the fact that our season could be salvaged with the addition of Moss. The Vikings as a team were very happy that this addition would free up key players on offense thereby allowing more chances to score point. The Minnesota Vikings foolishly traded him under the direction of the all time stupidest coach Mike Tice to the Okland Radiers after the 2004 season. After this trade Vikings fans could only watch as their hero was playing for another team.  Then in 2010 an announcement was made Randy Moss was coming back the where he started his career.  He was finally coming home to the fans of Minnesota.

Three games after Moss came home he was fired and released from the Minnesota Vikings by the next dumbest coach Brad "The Idiot" Childress.  Viking's fans across the world are asking for Childress's head on a platter.  Before the firing fans already wanted him gone because he was such a bad coach but after this move people want him gone today.  I for one agree that he should be fired and banned from the NFL forever.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Down with Due Rags

I was on my way to school and decieded to take the bus and the train so that I could have some time to read and study before my class this morning.  As I got on the bus I noticed a young man with a du-rag on his head.  This is a common act among the African-American young men.  The du-rag is used as a fashion statement as well as a method of grooming one's hair.  So when I saw the young man with his du-rag on, I honestly have to say that I didn't pay any real attention to it.

Two stops into my ride I noticed a group of African-American women getting on the bus and guess what, they all had du-rags or at least some kind of wrap on thier heads.  I thought to myself, "how hard would it have been to brush your hair or put on a hat?"  Just as I was getting that thought through my head another group of African-American men and women got on the bus and guess what they had on each of thier head?  You guessed it, a du-rags.

I mean come on, is the du-rag the new hat or is it just another excuse black folks are coming up with not to do something correctly.  How long does it take for a man to brush his head before he walks out of the house?  How long does it take a woman to pull her hair back in a pony tail or throw on a wig before exiting the front door?  Maybe I'll never know the answer but I can say that I will never be caught leaving my home with a du-rag on my head.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Crushing for Jesus

I have been preforming an awesome task of crushing full cans of soda and breaking brick for people who need to change their lives.  I am known as "The Crusher", on Jeff Warner's Ultimate Strength Team.  We are a group of men, with different life stories, who are dedicated to changing the lives of people who are in similar situations and challenges we have face in our own lives.  We have been to schools and have held week long crusades to reach people who are in need of help.  We are not just a bunch of men who like to break and crush stuff, but extend our services beyond the actual service or event.  We have been all over the world teaching people how to change their lives and circumstances. 

Jeff Warner is a man who had a lot of childhood struggles, he overcame these struggles and became a Superstar with WCW, WWF, and also in professional boxing.  After boxing he hit rock bottom loosing everything including his family, which led him to changing his life.  He dedicated his life to God and started the Ultimate Strength Team.  His family was restored, he started a church, and has been helping people change their lives every since.  He has been so instrumental in some many peoples lives that Hollywood is making a movie about his life.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Fast Food...So Good...So Bad

I recently did a paper about fast food and discovered that people who eat fast food on a regular are in danger. Here is a small list of burger and their fat and calorie intake.

Big Mac McDonald's 540 calories and 30 grams of fat
Whopper Burger King 670 calories and 39 grams of fat
Baconator Wendy's 970 calories and 60 grams of fat
Double Beefy Burrito Taco Bell 680 and 42 grams of fat
Beef and Cheddar sandwich Arby's 650 and 33 grams of fat
Butter Burger Culver's 613 calories and 28 grams of fat
Monster Burger Hardee's 1320 calories and 95 grams of fat.
The Monster Burger Has 2 1/3 pound beef patties, 8 slices of bacon, 4 slices of cheese.  Wow!!

What is crazy is that you still have fries and a soda to consume.


Saturday, October 2, 2010

It's cold...already?

My son plays football for a local team in which I have decided to be one of the coaches.  As I watched as my team scamper up and down the field in an effort to score point and play defence, I noticed that my teeth were chattering from the cold winds that seemed to be blowing through me.  As I stood there trembling from the cold I thought to myself, "winter is just around the corner".  Nine hellish months of snow and bitter cold are almost here.  I'm getting cold just thinking about what this year's winter has in store for us Minnesotans.  I for one and not quite ready for the long winter ahead.

"Every winter, When the great sun has turned his face away, The earth goes down into a vale of grief, And fasts, and weeps, and shrouds herself in sables, Leaving her wedding-garlands to decay - Then leaps in spring to his returning kisses."
- Charles Kingsley